DESPERATELY SEEKING JENNA

We received word (via Breitbart) that Jenna Jameson, the adult performer turned alt-right MILF icon has declined to appear as herself in our upcoming Trump parody film, Drain My Swamp (“Sad ploy! ... Crap film” — Jenna Jameson).

But her loss is your gain! We’re looking for that two-of-a-kind performer who can play an aging former starlet.

We’re looking for:

Large, fake boobs
Blonde, over-processed hair
Twitter account
Racist fanbase

You need not actually be an anti-Muslim extremist, but you may be asked to play one on TV. Or, in this case, the internet. 

To audition, please submit photos of you in duck-face, and list of right-wing conspiracies that get you hot to . 





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do handsonjob : what he said!
i agree.
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dy-no-mite ....... do they still use that term?
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skilldick
Damn can't even get away from political shit watching porn. Fuck you, XH. I won't be back.
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Fuck that clown Trump and fuck your parody! We all know you shill for the far right you fucking maggots!
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biorgium
I was never a fan of JJ, and her politics are even more of a turnoff. Hopefully "Drain My Swamp" will do for DT what "Nailin' Paylin" did for Sarah. That is, wake even more people up to what a total fool he is.
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malampo
refuse to participate in the filming of the thump parody, is the equivalent of being an accomplice to that idiot who rules with clown hair .. what a tragedy... ahahahahahahahhhhahaah :smile:)))
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She is not only hot but smart as a whip as well; she's making more money producing porn than she ever did making porn :smile:)
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txfreaks
Awesome!
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good post,ha!
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Why don't you stay out of politics?
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