Preñada de delito 101

We typically get your run-of-the-mill dumb asses on probation: 18, 19, and 20 year old guys who aren't old enough to go out yet so they do something stupid and get into some trouble. Every once in a while, however, we get a guy on parole or with a hardened criminal past. This ass-wipe is one of those. He pulled some really bad back in the day, and now he jumps around halfway houses in between girlfriends. Needless to say, I was surprised about his lack of respect for the house rules, given his extensive history of institutionalization.